Archive for April, 2013
A scam artist recently passed off two weasels on steroids as toy poodles. Look beyond the shock: this upward species mobility is yet another sign of the looming apocalypsis. It starts with weasels taking the place of dogs, then chickens are dressing up as bald eagles, and suddenly your voting a dolphin into the Oval Office with his flipper on the button. Need further proof? Look no further than this.
Connect the dots, people.